iPhone envy may be chewing you up, but Google has lots of savvy options for the humble low-tech phone. Who needs web browsing? Using Google SMS (in beta) you can use your plain-vanilla cell phone to send a text message to GOOGLE (466453) and retrieve a broad variety of information: local bars and restaurants, dictionary definitions, simple foreign language translations, local weather, flight information, game scores, currency and measurement conversions, and directions to and from locations. Click here to see a page of sample SMS information searches.